🎂 Birthday Bad Behavior
Brown Butter Vanilla • White Chocolate • Sprinkles
$5.00
Out of stock
Some people celebrate birthdays.
Some people make poor decisions and eat an entire cookie the size of their face.
This cookie is for the second group.
A thick brown butter vanilla cookie loaded with rainbow sprinkles and creamy white chocolate chips, topped with a giant swirl of vanilla buttercream and even more sprinkles because self-control is overrated.
Soft. Sweet. Ridiculous.
Tastes like birthday cake, frosting straight from the bowl, and being told you're "too much" your entire life.
⚡ Brown butter vanilla cookie
⚡ White chocolate chips
⚡ Rainbow sprinkles throughout
⚡ Giant vanilla buttercream swirl
⚡ Extra sprinkles on top
Available for pre-sale only.
Orders must be prepaid. Pickup available Saturday. Last day to order is Friday morning.
UNHiNGED Warning: May trigger spontaneous singing, poor impulse control, and the belief that calories don't count on special occasions. 🎂✨