The Red Flag
Cheesecake chaos with serious main character issues. 😏
$10.00
This cookie has absolutely no emotional regulation. 🚩
A rich red velvet cookie loaded with white chocolate chips and baked with that soft, bakery-style center that somehow tastes even more dramatic than it looks.
Available in TWO levels of instability:
❤️ UNHiNGED Classic Size (1/4lb) — $5
The everyday red flag.
A thick red velvet cookie packed with white chocolate chips, topped with a cheesecake white chocolate swirl, white chocolate drizzle, red velvet crumbs, and white chocolate shards for the perfect balance of rich, creamy, and chaotic.
Soft center. Tangy cheesecake energy. Sweet creaminess in every bite.
Basically what would happen if red velvet cake developed a personality disorder. 😏
❤️ UNHiNGED Monster Size (1/2lb) — $10
The full emotional breakdown version.
This giant monster cookie takes everything from the classic version and pushes it completely over the edge with a massive cheesecake-loaded center, extra layers of white chocolate, dramatic toppings, and enough richness to make poor decisions feel justified.
Thick. Gooey. Massive. Completely unnecessary.
We regret nothing. 🔥
Every cookie is handmade in small batches with real ingredients and baked for flavor over factory perfection — because boring cookies already exist and we’re not interested in competing with them.